...your tangled masses.
Yup, I said as much on the Lime & Violet Message Board, I will take that yarn that you were going to just toss out anyways because it's somehow turned into the nastiest wreck of a tangle you have ever met. After de-tangling laceweight of many many yards (tell me that isn't experience right there), I feel confident that I can take most yarn and detangle it.
Of course, I keep the yarn too but at least it's not staring at you with big sad eyes anymore, right?
So yeah, gimme. ;)