Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The Knit Club

I'm sure someone somewhere's done this before, but this stemmed off a conversation thread in the knitting snark livejournal community.

The Knit Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about THE KNIT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about THE KNIT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "block" or frogs completely or finishes seaming, the knit[ting project] is over.

4th RULE: At least* two sticks to a knit[ting project].

5th RULE: One knit[ting project] at a time.

6th RULE: No ponchos, no legwarmers.

7th RULE: Knit[ting project]s will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at THE KNIT CLUB, you HAVE to knit.

*a Brad Pitt boyish grin to ragingcanary for making it fit for the DPNs.

4 comments:

  1. Kristen6:53 PM

    fabulous. Simply fabulous.

    (and true. Very much true.)

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  2. there's actually a movie about knit club put together by some students at western washington university a few years ago.

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  3. Michaele - Hmm, I may have seen it. It's not on the internet, is it?

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  4. I love it! Especially the part about how if it's your first night at Knit Club, you HAVE to knit. And people think that knitters aren't bloodthirsty!

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